Scary thing

(NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE ARTICLE AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE NORTHERN FRONTIER.)

The scary thing is not in The Northern Frontier. It is in your room, under your bed, in your wardrobe, roaming in the dark room that awaits the sunlight. Why does it exist? What does it want? No one knows. It's figure is a disfigured face that floats around for his own crazy purpose. When IT spots a human, they will stare at the being for 10 seconds, giving time for the human to run away. After those 10 seconds are up, IT will chase the human and play a game of hide and seek with them around the house. If IT finds the human, the thing will dissapear. Theories on this are that winning a game of hide and seek is its purpose, or just stalking the human. Either way, this is not real and you wasted your time reading this page.